"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." ― Jackie Mason Topic(s): Men More From Jackie Mason "I can’t predict the future and I don’t have respect for people who try to." "I don’t believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous and it’s ridiculous for different reasons at different times." More In Men "Some old men, continually praise the time of their youth. In fact, you would almost think that there were no fools in their days, but unluckily they themselves are left as an example."― Alexander Pope "Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women’s clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear."― Anatole France "When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."― Mike Tyson