"I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either." ― Jack Benny Topic(s): Funny More From Jack Benny "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." "Gags die, humor doesn’t." More In Funny "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."― Jim Carrey "I just like the continue doing what I’ve been doing. A melange of funny, straight drama, television, movies, a little theater here and there wouldn’t hurt. So if I can keep doing that, I’ll be a very happy person."― Mary Tyler Moore "If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners."― Johnny Carson