"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." ― Jack Benny Topic(s): Sports More From Jack Benny "I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either." "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." "Gags die, humor doesn’t." More In Sports "I want to be in ‘Funny Girl.’ And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it."― Lea Michele "That’s what Major League Baseball’s steroid scandal was all about, the hidden harm in competitive sports that sends the wrong message to the young."― Suzanne Fields "I keep getting these extraordinary letteres, really weird ones from American sports stars – I’ve always thought you were one pretty lady and now that you’re single I want to meet you for a drink."― Elizabeth Hurley