"Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Best Tags: outside More From Groucho Marx "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." "I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course." More In Best "We are a very crafty family."― Tori Spelling "It is our best work that God wants, not the dregs of our exhaustion. I think he must prefer quality to quantity."― George MacDonald "God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."― Voltaire
