"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Morning Tags: morning More From Groucho Marx "No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early." "Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse." "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read." More In Morning "All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves."― Barney Ross "Each morning my characters greet me with misty faces willing, though chilled, to muster for another day’s progress through the dazzling quicksand the marsh of blank paper."― John Updike "I’m very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, ‘hey girl, you’re alright’. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can’t take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you’d end up in the loony bin."― Cameron Diaz