"Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read." ― Groucho Marx Topic(s): Best Tags: outside More From Groucho Marx "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." "No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early." "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." More In Best "I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general."― Jason Schwartzman "This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes."― Hannah Arendt "Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer."― Robert Louis Stevenson