"I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Family More From Fred Allen "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission." "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." "The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion." More In Family "With a family of six, there is always something to make, create and do together."― Heidi Klum "Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question."― Willard Scott "My work’s never been accepted by my family, but it’s something I’ll always carry on with."― Johnny Vegas