More From Fran Lebowitz
- "Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
- "Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
- "You’re only as good as your last haircut."
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- "I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn’t want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that."― Jamie Foxx
- "People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’"― Al Yankovic
- "I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone saying, ‘I need a letter opener. I guess I’ll have to kill a deer."― David Sedaris