More From Fran Lebowitz
- "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."
- "Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
- "If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."