"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Mom Tags: infinite, their, wisdom More From Erma Bombeck "Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely." "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car." "Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time." More In Mom "My mom has always said that the one thing she wishes she had done differently is have a job. She felt like the single-mindedness made her a little nuts sometimes, and she could have used an outlet for herself when we were little."― Jennifer Garner "Not that we didn’t have close relationships with our parents – I’m very close to my mom – but parents didn’t think anything of going off for a few weeks and leaving their kids."― Candice Bergen "I’m a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple – I have way too many in my closet! It’s warm in Florida, so I wear jeans and a tank top every day. I love my True Religions, my Rich and Skinny, and Citizens of Humanity. But I also love getting dressed up!"― Candace Cameron Bure