"Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Car Tags: guarantees, marriage More From Erma Bombeck "Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." "A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat." "I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex." More In Car "Every song has a composer, every book has an author, every car has a maker, every painting has a painter, and every building has a builder. So it isn’t irrational to take this simple logic a little further and say that nature must have had a Maker. It would be irrational to believe that it made itself."― Ray Comfort "Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car."― E. B. White "What has made America amazing has been the fact that throughout our history, throughout the more than 200 years of our history, there have been men and women of courage who stood up and decided it was more important to look out for the future of their children and their grandchildren than their own political futures."― Scott Walker