More From Craig Bruce
- "Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea."
- "Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed."
- "Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn’t bother fighting it."
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- "I love Charlie, Billy Burke’s character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he’s so funny and wry and every scene he’s in he just takes. There’s a scene in ‘Eclipse’ where Bella tells him she’s a virgin, and it’s the funniest, most awkward scene I’ve ever seen on film."― Melissa Rosenberg
- "It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."― Jay London
- "A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists."― Don Marquis