"It’s funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up." ― Corey Feldman Topic(s): Funny More From Corey Feldman "Fatherhood is the most amazing thing that could ever have happened in my life." "Whereas I used to get depressed or neurotic or dwell on things, I see my son’s bright eyes and smile in the morning, and suddenly, I don’t feel like I’m depressed anymore. There’s nothing to be depressed about when you’ve got that." "I’ve always kind of lived my life to be as much as possible a positive role model for children." More In Funny "I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included."― Steven Wright "I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but… I have a reputation of – people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow."― Ian MacKaye "We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… We’ll do whatever it takes."― Colin Mochrie