More From Adam Carolla
- "All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way."
- "I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances."
- "If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life."
More In Women
- "Women are considered deep – why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow."― Friedrich Nietzsche
- "I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships."― Gilda Radner
- "Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away."― Barbara de Angelis