"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): God Tags: would More From Woody Allen "I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." "His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy." "I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia." More In God "What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine."― Oprah Winfrey "Communism has decided against God, against Christ, against the Bible, and against all religion."― Billy Graham "If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail."― Ulysses S. Grant