"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Food Tags: oysters More From Woody Allen "I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers." "Seventy percent of success in life is showing up." "Eighty percent of success is showing up." More In Food "My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you’re in your thirties: what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in New York City manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home."― Carson Daly "I like to cook Puerto Rican food. That’s what I grew up on: rice, beans, meat, some Italian-American food. I know my way around the kitchen."― Jennifer Lopez "Nobody believed the ‘Food Network’ could last. Even I was short sighted and thought to myself, 24 hours of food on TV? They’ll run out of things to talk about in four days! But that wasn’t true. ‘Food Network’ continues to get better and evolve."― Bobby Flay