"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." ― Winston Churchill Topic(s): Funny Tags: achievement, brilliant More From Winston Churchill "You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life." "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." "A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject." More In Funny "Whether it be a matter of personal relations within a marriage or political initiatives within a peace process, there is no sure-fire do-it-yourself kit."― Seamus Heaney "I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time."― Will Ferrell "The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit."― Moliere