"There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." ― Will Rogers Topic(s): Graduation Tags: being, there, trick More From Will Rogers "The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you." "There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail." "The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got." More In Graduation "My father, who was from a wealthy family and highly educated, a lawyer, Yale and Columbia, walked out with the benefit of a healthy push from my mother, a seventh grade graduate, who took a typing course and got a secretarial job as fast as she could."― George Weinberg "For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences."― Miguel de Cervantes "Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know."― T. S. Eliot