More From Will Rogers
- "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
- "I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies."
- "If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics."
More In Funny
- "So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes."― Aisha Tyler
- "Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."― Demetri Martin
- "To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts."― Lyndon B. Johnson