"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch." ― W. C. Fields Topic(s): Best More From W. C. Fields "I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally." "You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it." "No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree." More In Best "Achievement is not always success, while reputed failure often is. It is honest endeavor, persistent effort to do the best possible under any and all circumstances."― Orison Swett Marden "The best evaluation I can make of a player is to look in his eyes and see how scared they are."― Michael Jordan "The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it."― Richard Bach