"The patience of the American public with dilatory diplomatic delays will be very limited." ― Tom Lantos Topic(s): Funny Tags: american, patience More From Tom Lantos "Hezbollah’s contempt for human suffering is total, as it showed once again this morning when its rockets murdered two Israeli Arab children in Nazareth." "The Chinese leadership hoped that the world would soon forget the Tiananmen Square massacre. Our job in Congress is to ensure that we never forget those who lost their lives in Tiananmen Square that day or the pro-democracy cause for which they fought." "Insurgents have capitalized on popular resentment and anger towards the United States and the Iraqi government to build their own political, financial and military support, and the faith of Iraqi citizens in their new government has been severely undermined." More In Funny "I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary."― R. L. Stine "I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny."― Don Rickles "They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."― Clint Eastwood