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- "It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."― H. L. Mencken
- "It can have a secular purpose and have a relationship to God because God was presumed to be both over the state and the church, and separation of church and state was never meant to separate God from government."― Roy Moore
- "I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny."― Dane Cook