"I’m particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone." ― Todd Barry Topic(s): Funny Tags: particularly, proud More From Todd Barry "I’ve never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show." "I like pens. My writing is so amazing there’s never a need to erase." "I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." More In Funny "I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."― Dylan Moran "Though I still have no semblance of a life outside of Nine Inch Nails at the moment, I realize my goals have gone from getting a record deal or selling another record to being a better person, more well-rounded, having friends, having a relationship with somebody."― Trent Reznor "It’s the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."― Dan Castellaneta