More From Todd Akin
- "More freedom means more jobs… less government and less taxes."
- "We have a long heritage of freedom that defines America. We believe there is a Creator who blessed us with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
- "I oppose any attempt to grant homosexual unions the same legal privileges that civil government affords to traditional marriage and family life."
More In Funny
- "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."― Rita Rudner
- "I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep."― Jimmy Fallon
- "Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave."― Quentin Crisp