More From Tim Allen
- "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
- "I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever."
- "Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end.” Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
More In Best
- "Sculpture is the best comment that a painter can make on painting."― Pablo Picasso
- "After all manner of professors have done their best for us, the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The true university of these days is a collection of books."― Albert Camus
- "We need a better way to talk about eating animals, a way that doesn’t ignore or even just shruggingly accept things like habits, cravings, family and history but rather incorporates them into the conversation. The more they are allowed in, the more able we will be to follow our best instincts."― Jonathan Safran Foer