More From Tim Allen
- "Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
- "Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the words “large” or “size” with “rear end.” Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
- "In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship."
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