"If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner." ― Tallulah Bankhead Topic(s): Funny More From Tallulah Bankhead "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don’t have time." "I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me." "I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That’s what I call a liberal education." More In Funny "I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It’s really funny the way that some people don’t give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly."― Hilary Duff "Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself."― Cathy Guisewite "I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I like to eat."― Paris Hilton