"My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Pet More From Steven Wright "Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths." "I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, “What for?” I said, “I’m going to buy some sugar.”" More In Pet "Even cats grow lonely and anxious."― Mason Cooley "Time spent with cats is never wasted."― Sigmund Freud "Just watching my cats can make me happy."― Paula Cole