"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ― Sacha Guitry Topic(s): Funny Tags: steals More From Sacha Guitry "Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness." "An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t." "The best way to turn a woman’s head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile." More In Funny "When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that’s, to me, the best compliment anyone could ever give me."― Mindy Kaling "It’s unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they’re like a baby – it’s not so funny."― Michael Haneke "The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can’t take myself too seriously."― Drew Barrymore