"My grandfather was born in India and three generations of my family served there." ― Rupert Everett Topic(s): Funny Tags: grandfather More From Rupert Everett "Being gay and being a woman has one big thing in common, which is that we both become invisible after the age of 42. Who wants a gay 50-year-old? No one, let me tell you." "Listen, in England people are already writing their memoirs at the age of 23." "I don’t think I’ve ever tried to change anyone. I don’t have the energy." More In Funny "I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me."― Dave Attell "I also think if you’re an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you’re just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that’s not in the commercial they think you’re a genius."― Amy Poehler "Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He’s got 30 years on stage… there’s no telling him what’s funny."― Harold Ramis