"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours." ― Ronald Reagan Topic(s): Funny Tags: neighbor, recession More From Ronald Reagan "It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" "Let us be sure that those who come after will say of us in our time, that in our time we did everything that could be done. We finished the race; we kept them free; we kept the faith." "I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there’s purpose and worth to each and every life." More In Funny "Peace with Israel is a strategic imperative for Jordan."― King Abdullah II "I think it’s always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare."― Steve Coogan "Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny."― Beth Henley