"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Marriage More From Rodney Dangerfield "This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me." "I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." "My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home." More In Marriage "After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him."― Helen Rowland "There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career."― Billie Burke "A marriage license should not be viewed as a license for a husband to forcibly rape his wife with impunity."― Sol Wachtler