"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Sports More From Rodney Dangerfield "My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home." "My mother had morning sickness after I was born." "It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass." More In Sports "Sport is a wonderful metaphor for life. Of all the sports that I played – skiing, baseball, fishing – there is no greater example than golf, because you’re playing against yourself and nature."― Robert Redford "I also developed an interest in sports, and played in informal games at a nearby school yard where the neighborhood children met to play touch football, baseball, basketball and occasionally, ice hockey."― Steven Chu "They’re great girls. They’re very funny, they’re very smart, they’re fun to be with. They’re very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they’re very confident girls."― Laura Bush