"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." ― Rita Rudner Topic(s): Pet More From Rita Rudner "There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better." "Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso." More In Pet "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."― Agnes Repplier "Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat’s ear."― Earl Derr Biggers "We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved."― Ron Reagan