"When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life." ― Richard Lewis Topic(s): Funny More From Richard Lewis "I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back." "I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say." More In Funny "When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic."― Jane Wagner "I’ve always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something."― Carl Hiaasen "It’s funny, because I sometimes feel that I’m most creative when I’m pregnant."― Georgina Chapman