"By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out." ― Richard Dawkins Topic(s): Funny More From Richard Dawkins "The Bible should be taught, but emphatically not as reality. It is fiction, myth, poetry, anything but reality. As such it needs to be taught because it underlies so much of our literature and our culture." "Many of us saw religion as harmless nonsense. Beliefs might lack all supporting evidence but, we thought, if people needed a crutch for consolation, where’s the harm? September 11th changed all that." "Science coverage could be improved by the recognition that science is timeless, and therefore science stories should not need to be pegged to an item in the news." More In Funny "If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners."― Johnny Carson "You can’t be funny for funny’s sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do."― Hank Azaria "Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men."― Victor Hugo