"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." ― Ray Romano Topic(s): Morning More From Ray Romano "Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis." "I lived at home till I was 29." "I have this mistress: show business." More In Morning "I wake up every morning in a cold sweat, regardless of how well things went the day before. And put that I said that in a somewhat but not completely tongue-in-cheek way."― Harvey Pekar "Change is tough, people don’t like it, but it is necessary. Take two aspirins and call me in the morning."― Christopher Bond "You will certainly not doubt the necessity of studying astronomy and physics, if you are desirous of comprehending the relation between the world and Providence as it is in reality, and not according to imagination."― Maimonides