"For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda." ― Phyllis Battelle Topic(s): Wedding More In Wedding "I used to work all the time, and now if there is a wedding, there’s a concert, I’m there."― Petra Nemcova "Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."― Helen Rowland "When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray."― Amy Poehler