"I’m thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going." ― Paula Poundstone Topic(s): Thankful More From Paula Poundstone "I don’t need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled." "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’" "I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe." More In Thankful "I’m just very thankful. And I say that a lot because that’s the most important message."― Pharrell Williams "That’s one of the benefits of working on big budget films. You work with people who have a lot of experience and you get to learn a lot."― Liev Schreiber "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."― Woody Allen