"I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings."
― Paula Poundstone
Topic(s): Funny
More From Paula Poundstone
- "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’"
- "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling."
- "I’m thankful for Sarah Palin’s vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California."