"I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I like to eat."
― Paris Hilton
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Funny
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More In Funny
- "It’s unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they’re like a baby – it’s not so funny."― Michael Haneke
- "I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room."― Mercedes McCambridge
- "For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy."― George A. Romero