"Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." ― Ogden Nash Topic(s): Age More From Ogden Nash "Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?" "Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you." "To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up." More In Age "I think it’s hard, the fact that there’s a certain age that we can’t have kids anymore."― Courteney Cox "Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."― Phyllis Diller "Stone Age. Bronze Age. Iron Age. We define entire epics of humanity by the technology they use."― Reed Hastings