"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn’t count." ― Neil Simon Topic(s): Smile More From Neil Simon "Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples." "Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending." "You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy." More In Smile "That a man be willing, when others are so too, as far forth as for peace and defense of himself he shall think it necessary, to lay down this right to all things; and be contented with so much liberty against other men, as he would allow other men against himself."― Thomas Hobbes "There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile."― Honore de Balzac "I like outgoing girls with a lovely smile and beautiful eyes."― Corbin Bleu