"Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it." ― Mike Judge Topic(s): Funny More From Mike Judge "It’s amazing what we can get away with and what we can’t. But it’s not for me to decide." "One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York." "They don’t make you pay for the humor. It’s up and down, but they’re trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever." More In Funny "In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that’s funny."― Leighton Meester "Hezbollah’s contempt for human suffering is total, as it showed once again this morning when its rockets murdered two Israeli Arab children in Nazareth."― Tom Lantos "It’s funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."― Corey Feldman