"I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor." ― Michael J. Fox Topic(s): Humor More From Michael J. Fox "If I don’t get food in my mouth, I’m still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don’t get arrested for indecent exposure, I’m happy. I’m worried about keeping my hair, not how it’s combed." "What other people think about me is not my business." "But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it’s not how our similarities work together; it’s how our differences work together." More In Humor "I’m not really a fashion designer. I just love clothes. I’ve never been to design school. I can’t sketch. I can’t cut patterns and things. I can shorten things. I can make a dress out of a scarf."― Kate Moss "Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it."― Carl Hiaasen "Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude."― Frank Muir