"A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor." ― Maynard James Keenan Topic(s): Humor More From Maynard James Keenan "If the education of our kids comes from radio, television, newspapers – if that’s where they get most of their knowledge from, and not from the schools, then the powers that be are definitely in charge, because they own all those outlets." "I think people in general have neglected to learn about history." "But I’m a hot-blooded Italian by nature. Whatever the situation you present, I’m going to make something out of it." More In Humor "Whether it’s viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I’m consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the ‘Delete’ option and restraining orders were invented."― Richard Roeper "And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."― Bobby Knight "The secret to humor is surprise."― Aristotle