"Man – a creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired." ― Mark Twain Topic(s): God Tags: creature More From Mark Twain "I can live for two months on a good compliment." "If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first." "What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before." More In God "Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God."― Karl Barth "When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps."― Dick Gregory "If one could conclude as to the nature of the Creator from a study of his creation it would appear that God has a special fondness for stars and beetles."― John B. S. Haldane