More From Mark Twain
- "Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."
- "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
- "It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."