"There’s no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it." ― Louis C. K. Topic(s): God More From Louis C. K. "When you’re a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother’s assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore." "Talking is always positive. That’s why I talk too much." "I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of." More In God "If I were to say, ‘God, why me?’ about the bad things, then I should have said, ‘God, why me?’ about the good things that happened in my life."― Arthur Ashe "I was baptized alongside my mother when I was 8 years old. Since then, I have tried to walk a Christian life. And now that I’m getting older, I realized that I’m walking even closer with my God."― Andy Griffith "God wants to bless us where we are."― Joel Osteen