"We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast." ― Logan P. Smith Topic(s): Humor More From Logan P. Smith "The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood." "It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully, but a greater to accept it graciously." "What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?" More In Humor "In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose."― J. Robert Oppenheimer "Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our problem."― Allen Klein "You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level."― John Krasinski